vnimalcrossing:

Some of the most expensive Animal Crossing beetles in real life! I cant imagine just putting one of these in tour pocket!

Top: Atlas beetle

Middle Left:Cyclommatus

Middle Right: Elephant Beetle

Bottom Right: Golden Stag

Bottom Right: Horned Hercules Beetle

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

death-by-lulz:

This Is How Koalas Run
thank you

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

towntraveler:

iriscrossing's Pokemon town Cerulean is amazing!

Dream address: 4000-3252-1463

sassy-stag:

uninstalls firefox cause the CEO of mozilla doesn’t support equal rights

I liked you. You didn’t like me back. The end.
Ten word story #2 (via chocolate-music-and-you)

cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

clomandhisdeafweasel:

audreyii-fic:

mwolf0epsilon:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Meanwhile in England……..

"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

And people say the internet is a waste of time.

I really, really want to contribute something to these men of tumblr posts, but I know I’d have to top that last guy..and I can’t do that.

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

watchmecare:

"let me tell you about this show i just started watching"

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"it has lesbians in it"

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basedgosh:

i stopped studying because of this

the-blue-bug:

anusking:

wedding cake ideas 

That Donkey looks like it came straight out of a nightmare