Some of the most expensive Animal Crossing beetles in real life! I cant imagine just putting one of these in tour pocket!
Top: Atlas beetle
Middle Right: Elephant Beetle
Bottom Right: Golden Stag
Bottom Right: Horned Hercules Beetle
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
uninstalls firefox cause the CEO of mozilla doesn’t support equal rights
|—||Ten word story #2 (via chocolate-music-and-you)|
pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
Sorry not sorry.
The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?
I’M ON MY WAY.
Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA
SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US
3:01PM SYDNEY TIME
AW HELL NO
I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE
Meanwhile in England……..
"Jolly great bit of Tea"
"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"
"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"
"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"
"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."
"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"
I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.
Ladies and gentlemen, the British.
And people say the internet is a waste of time.
I really, really want to contribute something to these men of tumblr posts, but I know I’d have to top that last guy..and I can’t do that.
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
"let me tell you about this show i just started watching"
"it has lesbians in it"
i stopped studying because of this
wedding cake ideas
That Donkey looks like it came straight out of a nightmare